I think I need to play with my candles over the weekend… lol
*cough* can we do this to each other Little One? *cough* lol
*cough* So long as we can create pretty pictures on each other *cough*
*cough* with nipple clamps on too? We’re going to have soo much fun *cough*
*giggles, pokes tongue out at you and hides behind hands*
*cough* only if you wear your chopsticks and we can both clamp our tongues as well ;) I kinda feel like this get up needs a little drool as well *cough*
*giggles and cuddles you moving your hands away* So much fun dear hehehe
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
not even jokin guys, this is legit what we live with on a daily basis.
the animals, are as loose as the alco cunt’s down here.
Don’t you all forget about this furry little guy!
lol For all my friends who think that where I live is some crazy carnivorous place with animals that will kill you… it’s only half true ;) haha